Being asked where in Greece he saw good men, he replied, "Good men nowhere, but good boys at Sparta."

He has the most who is most content with the least.

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less.

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"

I am Diogenes the Dog. I nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human."

It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours.

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings

Research suggests that investment bankers are more prone to commit fraud when they feel the competitor at their heels.

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

It is impossible to communicate to people who have not experienced it the undefinable menace of total rationalism.

I never thought of myself as being handsome or good-looking or whatever.

If there is a heaven, it must be here on earth because the earth is so beautiful.

I'm here to help you notice the rainbow.

It was love because it was worth it.

Be like the cliff against which the waves continually break; but it stands firm and tames the fury of the water around it.

I started running track when I was 13 years old, as a freshman in high school. I ran the 400 meters, which is a very tough race and a full sprint.

It is God who gives life. Let us respect and love human life, especially vulnerable life in a mother's womb.