Being aware in the moment of right now is just the most important thing. All of our issues come from us not being aware enough or not seeing through our problems to the depths of the issues.

Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

You can be a pharaoh. Like, a pharaoh means, that which you will become.

They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself 'Have they ever touched it? Think about it.

When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

People tell me to smile, I tell them the lack of emotion on my face doesn't mean I'm unhappy.

All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.

I watch like, Steve Jobs interviews, I don't really watch TV. I stopped watching TV when I turned like ten because my parents were like, 'TV's really bad for you.'

Never underestimate the value of good friends.

There's a hell of a distance between wise-cracking and wit. Wit has truth in it

Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are open late and thanks to television you can shop in bed.

[A mother] discovers with great delight that one does not love one's children just because they are one's children but because of the friendship formed while raising them.

The life of man is a long march through the night, surrounded by invisible foes, tortured by weariness and pain, towards a goal that few can hope to reach, and where none may tarry long.

It may be true that there are no atheists in foxholes. But you don't find many Christians there, either. Or, about as many of one as the other.

Real change agents comprise less than 10% of all business people.

Being a mother is quite tiring. There's not much time to do anything. You just rush around and it's hard work.

I'm not good with children," the god confessed. "Or people. Well, any organic life forms, really.

Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.