Being born was the worse and the first mistake I ever made. The doctor didn't spank me, he just slapped me in the face.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

In attitude, faith is "restful", but in action, it is "powerful". Praying in tongues has both a restful and powerful effect upon our lives because it is an active expression of our faith.

When I was 14 years old, I was by no means trying to work professionally at all.

Listen to her voice, don't look at her.

A riff can take on the aspect of a chorus in a listener's psyche.

Good work and joyous play go hand in hand. When play stops, old age begins. Play keeps you from taking life too seriously.

There is another possibility: not the end of nature, but the rebirth of wonder and even joy.

Every morning when I awake, the greatest of joys is mine: that of being Salvador Dali.

The most peerless piece of earth, I think, that e' er the sun shone bright on.