Being civilized means that one keeps one's words unrelated to one's thoughts, when necessary.

The only problem is whether one adds life to one's years or years to one's life.

Marriage is like war - an experience that no adventurous man would evade, and no sensible man repeat.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

Coolidge is the best living demonstration that, if you keep silent long enough, something fortunate may happen to you.

If you begin reading your Bible daily, you will develop a positive mindset, positive attitude and positive action.

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth

The most powerful word in time management is NO.

I find that it's the simple things that remind you of family around the holidays.

Texas: 32 electoral votes, another of the so-called big enchiladas or if not an enchilada at least a huge taco.

I don't want to die, obviously, but really, the wonder of life is amplified by the fact that it ends.

One can't carry one's father's corpse about everywhere.

If we need women in our defense forces, we must not need much defense.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

Power is always right, weakness always wrong. Power is always insolent and despotic.