Being dead is one way to experience nothing, another is to attend some classes at my school.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

A taste for ostentation is rarely associated in the same souls with a taste for honesty

I believe that the choice not to have a choice is a choice in itself

I've never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.

Spend more time building your character than trying to build your platform.

Grief, he said, is carnivorous.

I think I have over 60 apps on my iPhone. I use six.

If you believe you can make a difference, then you will make a difference. Believe in yourself, your family and your community and you will win.

I got so many emails and text messages, my phone blew up because it couldn't handle everybody. It's like almost being at your own funeral because of the way the headline read.

Let all your thinks be thanks.