Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?

I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck

You cannot control faeries. Can. Not. They aren't logical or rational. They don't obey the same laws (physical, social, emotional, traffic - you name it) that we do.

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.

Yo soy carne muerta. Translation: I am dead meat.

Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.

Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.

The more you smile, the more reasons you will find to smile.

Start local, think global & constantly raise the bar of excellence.

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience and ability.

I don't recall any interest in science in particular. It came later in college.

Be sure thy sin will find thee out.

One of the difficulties of being a writer must be that you create drama that you can't live out. That's one of the wonderful things about acting.

Justice limps along, but gets there all the same.

It is a revolution, and it can no more be checked by human effort... than a prarie fire by a gardener's watering pot.

There are no guarantees. But there is also nothing to fear. We come from oblivion when we are born. We return to oblivion when we die. The astonishing thing is this period of in-between.

Rags will always make their appearance where they have a right to do it.