Being in permanent campaign mode allows you to never stop the process of destroying your opponents.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.

Don't ever rely on one job, business contact, etc for your main source of income. Receive multiple sources of income for success.

I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

I would rather earn 1% off a 100 people's efforts than 100% of my own efforts.

Humanity lived many years and ruled the earth, sometimes wisely, sometimes well, but mostly neither.

In vain would science scan and trace Firmly her aspect. All the while, There gleams upon her far-off face A vague unfathomable smile.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of 'systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, syst-susceptible sister,' which is easier done than said.

Time is anonymous; when we give it a face, it's the same face the world over.

All deaths are hateful to miserable mortals, but the most pitiable death of all is to starve.

Fear is the greatest salesman.