Being in prison for seven years was like being in an army that never drilled, never deployed, and only fought itself.

Prison is like high school with knives.

There is nothing like scrubbing toilets for a living to make you question the choices you have made in life.

Sometimes I feel like I am on top of the world. Other times it feels like the world is on top of me.

They kept me in a cage for too long because now every room I am standing in is just another cell.

anyone who has no feelings for animals has a dead heart.

I eat the hearts of girls and puke slugs and snails.

I used to wonder what I was doing wrong. Now I know: just about everything.

All of my chupacabra books are like novelizations of movies that haven’t been made yet.

Fashion changes, but style endures.

That deep, can-still-taste-her-in-my-mouth sleep.

On need of supplement & vitamins- "If you eat a balanced diet you get all the vitamins and minerals you need and you don’t need any supplement and overdosing can actually be more harmful.

The free man is he who does not fear to go to the end of his thought.

Working people are working even longer hours, even though we won the eight-hour workday at the Haymarket General Strike in Chicago.

It feels good to think about you when I'm warm in bed. I feel as if you're curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.

It's almost as if men who get tribal tattoos are trying to signal that they are dangerous, they're to be respected, and they're powerful.

When it comes to individual destiny, there is no power greater in the universe then the conviction of the human soul to make a choice.

I found the source of global warming is coming from the hot air coming out of Washington.

I write really well on the road.