Being intercontinental champion doesn't mean you're a champ. It means you're the future.

You don't touch my face! It's a birth right! This was given to me by God! You do not touch my face!

Even if the character is something that seems ridiculous on paper, there's a human element to everything. Otherwise, we don't connect with it.

If it looks stupid on a rooster, it's probably gonna look stupid on you.

It's amazing to see that people came to see you. That, that was their wish.

If you're a foolhardy, braggadocios male figure who wants to charge forward in every fight, it has its pros and its cons, that's for sure.

I can literally hear you getting fatter.

This face was given to me by God!

When we get in late and the only thing open is fast food, it can be tough to maintain a healthy diet.

One of the things that I've always thought I would like to do is to develop an environmental index. Then people can measure their own environmental performance on an index as they do in other ways.

My advice: write down everything you eat. It's amazing what that "self honesty" can do for you. (Do you really want to have to confess that doughnut? I thought not.)

What-e're thou art, Act well thy part.

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Whether I will be remembered at all, I really don't get to choose, unless I shoot someone famous. It's not really anything I have much control over.

Be grateful. By slaying you now, I spare you an eternity of torment.

All music now, I think, is fair game for jazz musicians to interpret, and they have been. I would consider those songs standards now. "Norwegian Wood" is a standard; "Call Me" is a standard.

For the gods, though slow to see, see well, whenever a man casting aside worship turns folly.

Everything about her spoke of alternatives and possibilities that if considered too deeply would wreak havoc with the neat plan I had laid out for my life.