Being made merely in the image of God but not otherwise resembling him enough to be mistaken by anybody but a very near sighted person.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is too short to waste your time on people who don’t respect, appreciate, and value you.

Be kind. Always if you have a choice, be kind.

The religious superstitions of women perpetuate their bondage more than all other adverse influences.

The moment you get emotionally involved with your goal, it instantly and automatically begins to move into physical form.

There's always the question when you're making a documentary if the talking heads will work.

If I ever tried to take credit for what God deserves the credit, He would be displeased with me, and I'm more interested in pleasing Him than pleasing ego or vanity.

I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

Your flattery is as full of contempt as your insults were.

If family religion were duly attended to and properly discharged, I think the preaching of the Word would not be the common instrument of conversion.

Love is perfect in proportion to it's freedom.