Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

It's the journey, not the destination. I truly believe that.

I always took pictures, but about five or six years ago, I started taking more behind the scenes at SNL, and now I have some 60,000 photos sitting on my laptop.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd love to do a drama.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

Leaning forward he placed his lips over hers. She told herself he was breathing life into her, but the truth was he'd always been sucking it out, slowly, one breath at a time. - From ENGRAVED

Here a tower shining brightOnce stood gleaming in the nightWhere now There's just the rubble in the holefrom "White City

This is the best time to be an author.

You must remember that a woman, by nature, needs much less to feed upon than a man, a few emotions and she is satisfied.

I think it bespeaks a generous nature, a man who can cook.

Celibacy is not a matter of compulsion. Someone is accepted as a priest only when he does it of his own accord.

The Americans, of course, are quite dotty with hospitality.

Things have their laws as well as men, and things refuse to be trifled with.

Winning becomes easier over time as the cornerstones of confidence become habits.

And the moon never beams Without bringing me dreams And the sun never shines But I see the bright eyes I lie down by the side Of my darling My life, my life.