Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

For me, singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness.

Be different, stand out, and work your butt off.

Again its time to pray for peace.

If you want to succeed in life...you must pick 3 bones to carry with you at all times: a wish bone, a backbone, and a funny bone.

It's very important to surround yourself with people you can learn from.

Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.

It's funny how many people will come to Vegas to see your show where they might not come out to see you unless you come to their hometown.

Life's supposed to be about making the path a little gentler for those traveling behind you.

Make sure you're always giving, way more than you're taking

What makes a good pinch hitter? I wish the hell I knew.

When we learn to eat properly we begin to rebuild our bodies and to fulfill our purpose on this planet to grow in health, creativity, wisdom, and compassion.

I often think that eventually I'd love to do some papers... my correspondence if life calms down a bit, but I think I'd do history or English literature... I've had enough of journos.

When I paint I am ageless, I just have the pleasure or the difficulty of painting.

Tomorrow's trials concerned her more than yesterday's triumphs.

Alasdair Fraser's Culburnie Records has quietly become one of the best Celtic music labels today.

Lothaire:Hate scars. I'm physically flawless--why can't everyone be? Everywhere Lothaire went, people stopped and stared. Of course, then they usually ran.

I think in doing stand-up there are no rules and there's no architecture.

Difficulty is one of the prices that we pay for our blessings.

Money is not everything. Make sure you earn a lot before speaking such nonsense.