Being single also sucks sometimes because you're single.

I don’t have any problem doing anything. The secret is I have no shame.

The secret is I have no shame.

I think there’s a part of a woman that wants to be the thing that breaks a man down.

I love that I'm alone all the time. I love sleeping next to no one. I really don't like solitude.

I don't think it's something you can be prepared for. I'm just going with the flow.

I think the sexiest thing is a hat. It's very sexy!

I avoid social networks and I try to live a very normal, simple life. I love spending time and hang out with my friends any time I can. I like a very simple life.

Some people will like it [Fifty Shades of Grey] and some won't. I have other movies coming up, this is not what my whole life turns around.

I love doing improv. I love comedy. I have always felt this way, even when I was really young.

I've only been in long-term relationships. I've never really dated myself.

You are a full of beautiful madness, an unreasonable reason, but you make sense in all things senseless.

Gossip has always been a problem. It is one of the most powerful, addictive behaviors there is. As long as the human race has had a common language they have used it to gossip.

Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.

A self is a frightening thing to waste, it's the lens through which one's whole life is viewed, and few people are willing to part with it, in death, or even imaginatively, in art.

I don't know - is everything the U.S. does a shocking embarrassment?

I think of a piece, and then people who are competent fabricate it. But lately I've started finger painting, which probably should be a joke but isn't!

Now Stan and I were still working in secret at that time but, because of this development, we had to inform the University of Utah because we thought that they might need to take patent protection.

When I was nine I spent a lot of my time reading books about the history of comedy, or listening to the Goons or Hancock, humour from previous generations.

If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving, don't be grieving, just gotta get away from here. If you see me getting smaller, don't worry, and no hurry, I've got the right to disappear.

Happiness does not depend upon a full pocketbook, but upon a mind full of rich thoughts and a heart full of rich emotions.