Being single isn't a terminal disease.""Try telling that to my mother.

...when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

Men in general are as much affected by what a thing appears to be as by what it is, indeed they are frequently influenced more by appearances than by reality.

If I were hanged on the highest hill Mother o' mine O mother o' mine! I know whose love would follow me still Mother o' mine O mother o' mine!

Doublethink means the power of holding two contradictory beliefs in one's mind simultaneously, and accepting both of them.

Always remember that if editors were so damned smart, they would know how to dress.

Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.

I still get awful depression. It's who I am.

I can’t reveal the mystery to either saint or sinner; I can’t state at length what I’ve said curtly; I achieve an altered state that I can’t explain; I have a secret that I cannot share.

If it be sin to love a lovely lad Oh there sin I.

You get involved in politics because politics are a weapon to use in the cause of Islam.