Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you're pretty sexy and you're taking your time deciding how you want your life to be and who you want to spend it with.

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

As we speed along this endless road to the destination called who we hope to be, I can't help but whine, 'Are we there yet?'.

I don't believe in email. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up.

Follow your instincts and do not let other people's opinion of you become your opinion of yourself.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx... why are there so many great unmarried women, and no great unmarried men?

Balls are to men what purses are to women.

After all, computers crash, people die, relationships fall apart. The best we can do is breath and reboot.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates - hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar.

I got to thinking about relationships and partial lobotomies. Two seemingly different ideas that might just be perfect together - like chocolate and peanut butter.

I don't judge others. I say if you feel good with what you're doing, let your freak flag fly.

You can’t let your failures define you. You have to let your failures teach you.

I have an incredibly supportive husband and family and an incredibly well-adjusted daughter.

Some people have written that my writing has helped them go on. It has helped me too. The writing, the roses, the 9 cats.

Man can acquire accomplishments or he can become an animal, whichever he wants. God makes the animals, man makes himself.

Usually, I'm the kind of actor where you show me once or twice, I can do it. I don't do it creatively, but I know how to do the process.

The pharmaceutical industry isn't the only place where there's waste and inefficiency and profiteering. That happens in much of the rest of the health care industry.

There is a tyrannical element in all fanaticism, an element which makes opposition a torment.

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp.

She was like Marat only with nobody to kill her.

White dew- one drop on each thorn