Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Don’t be naïve – appearance matters. Style comes before substance during first impressions. People judge based on what they see before they find out what’s within.

There can be no god without desire.

Love came hard and very seldom. When it did it was usually for the wrong reasons.

Imagining and visualising the situation prepares you for any challenge

Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.

Kids need love the most when they're acting most unlovable.

How come dog and dog owner are so alike?

But in any situation with long love, I don’t think it ever goes away fully. You just sort of learn where to keep it.

Life is too short to live with any but the greatest books.

The fight world is definitely a masculine thing, but I think it's pretty masculine if someone can avoid a fight also.