Being witty was the only side effect of being depressed that was working for me.

I want to go to Australia and take the same goofy picture of me holding a koala that everyone else takes.

Im sick of the foodies who need every morsel that goes into their mouth to be a Picasso painting, a Giacometti sculpture, a Proust novel, evoking the world with each crumb.

Basically, I was always very interested in comedy, but I was much more sort of academic. And then, after college, loaded with my art history degree, I decided to go work at Comedy Central as a temp.

Women have problem areas in a way that men don't. We have big hips and muffin tops. Men just have the thing where they create wars and wreak havoc all over the globe.

If I have one wish for my birthday, it is that 35 is the end of desperation and the beginning of acceptance. Part of that is believing that if I'm meant to give birth, I will.

What is an obstacle to a man who constantly envisions himself standing at the victory line of his dream?

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and activity.

Iraq is not about oil.

Truth is not far away. It is nearer than near. There is no need to attain it, since not one of your steps leads away from it.

I do think that exercise is important, not only to keep you in shape but also for your state of mind. However, I am not fanatical about it.

I spent a lot of time with a crown on my head.

I hardly ever cry because that's just not the type of person I am. But I only break down in front of Yunho at times.

My mother used to sit at the foot of my bed and she would share her dreams with me.

I grew up in a very literate, very independent household where people spoke their ideas and were very supportive of helping each other find their own way

Who has told you that the fruit belies the flower? For the fruit you have not tasted, and the flower you know but by report.