Belief is the enemy of knowledge.

May the New Year bring you courage to break your resolutions early! My own plan is to swear off every kind of virtue, so that I triumph even when I fall!

I'm a poet, and I like my lies the way my mother used to make them.

Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me--almost as if I were going to think!

The seed of every sin known to man is in my heart”.

sometimes i think my head is so big because its full of dreams

I think if I could not get myself off my cushion, off my couch, or away from whatever I'm eating - or drinking or partying or whatever - if I couldn't get away from that, I would have a heavy heart.

In my experience, telling someone to switch Unix shells for ease of use is like telling him to switch cigarette brands for his health.

I don't do rewrites. I put all the pages in a pile next to the typewriter.

Somebody would come in and say, I never take a good picture. I'd say, Why not? You've got two eyes, a nose, and a mouth like everybody else.

I love Photoshop more than anything in the world!

If Belgium win the World Cup, I will cut my hair.

I've not taken like acting lessons or anything but it doesn't mean I don't need to because I'm sure I do.

If you find life on Europa [Jupiter's moon], like, what would you call it? Would it be, like, Europeans?