Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don't mind laughing at it before you guys do.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence can be deafening.

God has given us an imagination, and our imagination is really the principle tool from which all creativity and artistry comes from.

A message from a flower: "Do not pick me. I want to live".

Just like New Yorkers themselves, the trees in New York [city] work harder than any others in the world.

Don't clap I'm not a jazz band for Christ's sake.

When you play soccer, most of the time you got to get the ball moving, but once you get into that attacking third you gotta be creative, you gotta let your talent take over.

Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!

I really kind of set the bar really low, so I don't get disappointed.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

If Boris [Johnson] backtracks on serious things there'll be another bloody revolt.