Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

Cultivate solitude and quiet and a few sincere friends, rather than mob merriment, noise and thousands of nodding acquaintances.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

Have you noticed that the people who actually make the laws, the people in power, never make laws for themselves?

The only laws a man can truly respect are the ones he makes for himself.

I highly recommend worrying. It is much more effective than dieting.

If a man is to be a man, a free spirit unto himself, he must arm himself not only with weapons but with ideals and concepts he is willing to die for.

There is only one purpose in hand-to-hand combat, and that is to kill. Never face an enemy with the idea of knocking him out. The chances are extremely good that he will kill you.

Since shotguns are not military weapons, your local sporting goods dealer will have good information about them, as long as you aren't black, Spanish, or a white freak.

Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

A government creates its own revolution. There can be no revolt without it.

Revelation ends when prayer ends.

I never trust a man who tucks in his shirt by choice or neglects coffee in favor of tea.

The fools think I am writing algebra but what I am really writing is geometry.

I'm never going to run this again.

In the future, I'd like to make jewelry and sell it under my own name. But right now, I've got enough on my plate!

I had done battle with a great fear and the victory was mine.

I enjoy cooking and baking. Alicia Silverstone's vegan cookbook is awesome.

If you belong to the underclass, you are already guilty.

The best advice I was given if that if you want to succeed and you want to achieve, you have to learn how to handle failures.

I love going to the cinema, listening to music, yoga and long walks along Holkham beach in Norfolk.