Believe me, no civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man ever knows what a pleasure is.

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

Always forgive your enemies nothing annoys them so much.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

Everyone may not be good, but there's always something good in everyone. Never judge anyone shortly because every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Women are made to be loved, not understood.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

God is no fonder of intellectual slackers than He is of any other slacker.

The fate of your company is in the hands of your people. Train them well.

I didn't write the rules, why should i follow them?

I have never been one to fall when I can jump.

As a pastor, I have a deep desire to lead people to God and encourage people to pray, read the Bible, and carry their faith into every part of their lives.

The most fun part for an actor is the writing and the story and the character. That's very fulfilling.

When a man can observe himself suffering and is able, later, to describe what he's gone through, it means he was born for literature.

Old clothes do not make a tortured artist.

There is but one unconditional commandment ... to bring about the very largest total universe of good which we can see.

did you ever see anybody so disgusting: said lightning to thunder, "never" thunder growled thunder, "lets give him the works