Believe that story false that ought not to be true.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

No matter how they abuse you toleration is how you abuse yourself.

If I had succumbed to peer pressure I would still be trolloping about society as a male and probably have just offed myself by now.

Beware of prejudice; light is good in whatsoever lamp it is burning; a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

I did an episode of 'Frasier' with my friend Kelsey Grammer once.

Stupefaction, when it persists, becomes stupidity.

And your skin, it tastes like me. I want to taste you everywhere.

I'm going to win so much money this year, my caddie will make the top twenty money-winners list.

I'm a country boy who hasn't really been exposed to city living, and it throws me.

Fasting blinds the body in order to open the eyes of your soul.