Belly strippers! The use of this device is one of the most highly prized - and highly priced - secrets of fast-money winners.

My last piece of advice to the degenerate slot player who thinks he can beat the one-armed bandit consists of four little words: It can't be done.

The gambling supply house catalog is distinctly not the safest place to learn about cheating devices, beware of catalog men.

Rummy is played by more people in more ways than any other game.

Gratitude weighs heavy on us only when we no longer feel it.

This world should be much more open and should be much more free, so the young people would have the chance to exercise the quality of their lives.

I got married the second time in the way that, when a murder is committed, crackpots turn up at the police station to confess the crime.

As a television actor, there's a power you're given to use your image to do something valuable. As a parent, these messages are particularly important to me.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

What has no substance can penetrate what has no opening.

The "Dazed" fans are the best! "Dazed" fans never even want an autograph or nothin'.

Optimism is a much more enabling mindset than hard-core realism, and it's far superior to pessimism...[because] Hope helps move us in the direction of our goals and ambitions.

To transform breakdowns into breakthroughs is the whole function of a master.

In Montana, a policeman will pull you over because he is lonely.