Beloved King of Comedy.

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never.

The more Keystone comedies I make, the more convinced I become that comedy is an art, and a high one at that.

There are girls, not specially beautiful, whom you could not lose in a crowd. There are other girls, apparently perfect in beauty, who seem to melt into insignificance.

Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.

If you aren't going out for business, you may go out of business.

A dream can be remarkable and alluring, that is why I chase it hoping that one day something good would happen!

People who love God or fear God never lie before neither God nor His creation”.

The habit patterns of the human mind are very strong and make it seem that the hard way is easy and the easy way is hard.

I guess what inspires me is when I am watching somebody else do something that really has an impact on me. That inspires me to want to do that in return.

Why is a picture of something real eventually more exciting than the thing itself?

When you've been afraid of something for long enough and it comes to pass, the terrible thing is a release. For in the belly of the badness there is no more fear.

We don't mind being ripped apart, but don't rip the songs apart. They're like our kids.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Slow, steady progress is better than fast, daily excuses.