Benefit of clergy: Half-rate on the railroad.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Gurion would lament: What is the good of trying to do justice if God will kill me and my family whether or not I do justice?

Yet the success of plans and the advantage to be derived from them do not at all times agree, seeing the gods claim to themselves the right to decide as to the final result.

The scholar seeks truth, the artist finds.

I was too young to know how to love her.

There is nothing truer than physiognomy, taken in connection with manner.

It is more important to keep the horse going hard than to always play the exact notes.

Symbols mean a lot in politics. They indicate a will and create new realities.

My path is exactly where I want it to be. I'm doing my thing. I'm getting better with every album.

I am independent! I can live alone and I love to work.

There's no taking trout with dry breeches.