Bernie Mac don't sugarcoat.

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.

Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

Whatever success I've had, I always like to top it.

You can't change what happened. Just like you can't change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take 'em.

I'm not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

I can't build myself by beating somebody down.

Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you've learned your lesson.

If you mess something up, remember who got you there. Don't be pointing fingers, even if finger-pointing is called for. Only one you got to blame is your own self.

You know you poor when you eatin' breakfast food late. You fryin' toast? At nine o'clock at night? With bacon? You're broke.

She was born of space. And starlight. But she bled wrath. And vengeance.."[From Current Work In Progress]

The joke loses everything when the joker laughs himself.

A child's learning is a function more of the characteristics of his classmates than those of the teacher.

An English university is a sanctuary in which exploded systems and obsolete prejudices find shelter and protection after they have been . hunted out of every corner of the world.

To me, that's the wealth of my life: my friends and family and the experience I get to share with them.

Backward, flow backward, O tide of the years!I am so weary of toil and of tears,-Toil without recompense, tears all in vain!Take them, and give me my childhood again!

The Mac defined personal technology, and the iPhone defines intimate technology as a convergence of communications, content and location.

Hypocrisy is fatal to religion.

Tradition was safety; change was danger.

Everything is unpredictable once you are inside the ring.