Best advice, bro: Think big. Don't think small. If you think small, then you're going to stay small. Think (about) the broad scope.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.

One man practicing kindness in the wilderness is worth all the temples this world pulls.

Mothers should negotiate between nations. Mothers of fighting countries would agree: Stop this killing now. Stop it now.

I get so many ideas for songs, but I'm so seldom disciplined enough to sit down and crank them out.

We didn't have MTV, and I was desperate for something. You know, you're young, you want something off the beaten path. And Twin Peaks was like, surrealism on network TV.

Come my, heart, up and away!

I'm really interested in vegan nail polishes, because a lot of nail polishes have a lot of toxins in them.

Nothing ever gets anywhere. The earth keeps turning round and gets nowhere. The moment is the only thing that counts.

From a cell to a jet call it Con-Air

Some of us claim that he was a messiah, and some think that he was just a man with very special powers. But that misses the point. Whatever he was, he changed the world.