Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

We see that happiness is not comfort. Happiness is the freedom to choose one's own way.

True, lasting peace comes not through stamping out the ignorance of others, but through cultivating acceptance with ourselves.

Some thoughts are too angry to sleep. They lie awake all night and become obsessions.

I wish I were like you pa. I wish I had not been afraid, all my life! Pg.55

Creativity is just connecting things.

We can't all win Olympic medals. Even I never won one.

Being a square keeps you from going around in circles.

Make your choice and accept the consequences.

Live rich, die poor; never make the mistake of doing it the other way 'round.

No matter where; of comfort no man speak: Let's talk of graves, of worms, and epitaphs; Make dust our paper and with rainy eyes Write sorrow on the bosom of the earth