Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

With a clear idea of what you want in life, you need to actively pursue your dream. Half-hearted attempts will not work.

the sword of revolution is sharpened on the whetting stone of ideas-bhagat singh in court during his trial, india's struggle for freedom

Wealth lost-something lost Honor lost-much lost Courage lost-all lost.

We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.

Conservatives often say that we should care not about equality of outcomes but about equality of opportunity.

We're all given a window of opportunity, I think all artists are, of any genre. A window when you're truly relevant, the spotlight's on you and people are watching what you do.

Show us 14 photos of yourself and we can identify who you are.

To come under siege was the inevitable fate of power.

But I'm not to be caught with such poor bait! I'm a big fish, I am.

Everything is dangerous, my dear fellow. If it wasn't so, life wouldn't be worth living.