Better a broken promise than none at all.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I boogie my bliss, dance away my density, and jump into joy!

To create art with all the passion in one's soul is to live art with all the beauty in one's heart.

O Lord saves us from overworking! Grant us grace to rest awhile.

I affirm that any sort of photograph is superior to any sort of painting aiming at the same result.

You know...my flower...I'm responsible for her. And she's so weak! And so naive. She has four ridiculous thorns to defend her against the world.

A nation with their freezers full are dancing in their seats, while outside another nation is sleeping in the streets.

Obamacare will never work. It's very bad, very bad health insurance. Far too expensive. And not only expensive for the person that has it, unbelievably expensive for our country.

Aggression, the writer's main source of energy.

It would take me years of reading, thought, and experience to learn again that in this world limits are not only inescapable but indispensable.

It is in the interest of the wage-earner to have many other alternatives open to him than service under one all-powerful employer called the State