Better a live doggerel than a dead sonnet.

Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

The Doctor's Motto: Have patients.

The wages of Gin is Debt.

The doors of Opportunity are marked 'Push' and 'Pull'.

The greatest possession is Self-possession.

The danger lies not in the big ears of little pitchers, but in the large mouths.

The self-made man is often proud of a poor job.

The worst thing about cynicism is its truth.

Imagination makes cowards of us all.

Life Insurance Motto - Robbing the widows early and orphan.

The record must be hurled like a stone under history's wheel in order to stop it.

Joy is a flame which association alone can keep alive, and which goes out unless communicated.

There must be justice, sensed and shared by all peoples, for, without justice the world can know only a tense and unstable truce.

I bought all my friends guitars and I had a good time with my money. But then one day the IRS came knocking.

I'm not lying, every single project I've done, they've all been great.

Monotony is the law of nature. Look at the monotonous manner in which the sun rises. The monotony of necessary occupation is exhilarating and life giving.

Our vices are attempts to combine self-medication and enjoyment.

It certainly is an embarrassing fact, then, for certain classical scholars to have to face, that the Platonic Academy continued to function in Athens for over nine hundred years.

I am not in favor of a traditional free market.