Better to not know which moment may be your last. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

I know it is difficult to believe in your own courage or fortitude when everything inside of you feels weak and shattered. But do not believe what you feel. You will not be easily broken.

It feels good to read book. But it is grander to write a book.

We downplay our strength when we only depend on miracles.

Everyone speaks of it few know it.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

The night is past,-joy cometh with the morrow.

Some people think that words can injure the psyche or the moral fiber. And they really can't.

A building has at least two lives - the one imagined by its maker and the life it lives afterward - and they are never the same.

All statements are true, if you are free to redefine their terms.

Bless me Father, I ate a lizard.