Between the money and the illegal merchandise, Bones was getting millions. No wonder he laughed at my salary. -Cat

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The greatest unity comes from the greatest differences which are brought together in relationship.

Eye Nature's walks, shoot folly as it flies, And catch the manners living as they rise; Laugh where we must, be candid where we can, But vindicate the ways of God to man.

Friends are the twenty-first-century version of extended families.

This, too, will pass.

In my free time, I love to lay in bed.

I'm still finding my way, and I made a lot of mistakes.

Life is filigree work. What is written clearly is not worth much, it's the transparency that counts.

The true runner comes to the finish and receives the prize and is crowned.

All I did was take my time, figure out where I made a lot of mistakes and try not to make them no more.

Americans feel as though the only position they can possibly occupy is number one and if they're not number one, well, the end of the world has come.