Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

It is a bad thing to have love and nowhere to put it.

The trouble with writing fiction is that it has to make sense, whereas real life doesn't.

There’s little growth and progression without learning and reflection

Spiritual awakening is not really spiritual at all.

If human rights are supposed to have any meaning, then they have to be discussed openly.

My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.

[Independence Day] was a sweet, sweet job, because it was one of those big surprises.

With "Taipei" Tao Lin becomes the most interesting prose stylist of his generation...

The heaven that rolls around cries aloud to you while it displays its eternal beauties, and yet your eyes are fixed upon the earth alone.

When a people, having become free, establish wise laws, their revolution is complete.