Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

Become the kind of person the kind of person you would like to marry would like to marry.

To say that someone is a conservative does not tell us what he is interested in conserving.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

Education is the process of selling someone on books.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.

If no God, mankind is a set of bi-pedal carbon units of mostly water. And nothing else

Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.

Masculinity is the glad assumption of sacrificial responsibility.

I'm having the time of my life and I'm glad people are enjoy it.

Hearts Live By Being Wounded

Wondering and writing constitute positive madness.

Letter-writing on the part of a busy man or woman is the quintessence of generosity.

I like the enthusiasm but not the insincerity of Los Angeles.

Prayer is you speaking to God. Meditation is allowing the spirit to speak to you.

We are simply allowing our right to self-determination to be stolen from us.

We have written a draft of the script in every calendar year since [2010]. Quite honestly. Our Deadpool file is... full, to capacity.

Only create associations with positive affinities. Make this a rule of life and you will benefit more than from all the therapy in the world.

Why would I want to be president? I'm the king of Disneyland.