Beware of men who cry. It's true that men who cry are sensitive to and in touch with feelings, but the only feelings they tend to be sensitive to and in touch with are their own.

Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.

My mother wanted us to understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to be comic stories the next.

Marriages come and go, but divorce is forever.

Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even better with capers not in it.

That [photographs] disturb readers is exactly as it should be: that's why photojournalism is often more powerful than written journalism.

If you're looking for monogamy, you'd better marry a swan.

Thou, silent form, dost tease us out of thoughtAs doth eternity...

I look forward to being older when what you look like becomes less and less an issue and what you are is the i point.

A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.

I know now why you cry, but it's something I can never do.

For Fate has wove the thread of life with pain, And twins ev'n from the birth are Misery and Man!

The age of hairsplitting Jewish intellectualism is dead... The past lies in flames.

An artist is maybe not always having a normal life.

I have more money than I am ever going to need. Financially, I'm fine for the next couple of hundred years.

One key to learning and success is the willingness to try something new, and feel momentarily incompetent.

I was a dancer for fifteen years, and I think a lot of what dancing gives you crosses over so much into anything to do with fighting, martial arts, anything action.