Beware of seriousness: it is a form of stupidity

God is like a computer, the more software you put in, the greater the danger that extensions will conflict.

So I find words I never thought to speakIn streets I never thought I should revisitWhen I left my body on a distant shore.

Scientific truth is universal, because it is only discovered by the human brain and not made by it, as art is.

I reflect back 35 years ago, and look how far we have come in America with our environmental policy to improve the conditions of our air and water, and we have had some real successes.

Life is too mysterious to try to map it out. I've certainly lived long enough to know it will take you places you never thought it would take you - and some of those places are kind of wonderful.

Now, as an adult, I appreciate those memories. Mom taught me the importance of compassion for your waitress, your crossing guard, your mailman.

I wish somebody would just give me a couple of million dollars a year, so that I could do a play based on every little fantasy I have.

You need to drop down. Nobody is perfect, nobody is superhero.

The US and the European Union needs to help in the translation of the demand for democracy into a political will.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

Before I became famous I used to think there's no smoke without fire. But believe me, there can be a fire without smoke.