Beware of that demon called 'Changing The World'.

One is never wounded by the love one gives, only by the love one expects.

The slope contains many wonders not found at the summit.

Philosophers console themselves with explanations.

The search for first causes is the ultimate wild goose chase.

When you separate thought from life, you get philosophy.

Logical positivism is philosophy from the neck up.

The questions philosophers ask are not so much meaningless as irrelevant.

No explanation is ever as good as not having one.

The truth is what you live through while you're looking for the truth.

Never confuse a hunger for knowledge with a thirst for truth.

Comedy doesn't makes your IQ higher.......Read Science... and don't re-read books for higher IQ!

You start off with a little spark, and it's whether or not you nurture that spark. You have to expand it and work on it

Christmas has become a public affirmation of the power and benignity of the state, to which we all make obeisance in the sybolism of the breath test ceremony.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I dress in a sophisticated and classy way - I always dress in a way I know my mother wouldn't be embarrassed to see.

All that matters is the pressure you put on yourself. External pressures cause people to choke. While you can't control what happens to you, you can control how you react.

Every human being is born an heir to an inheritance to which he can succeed only in a process of learning.

When you're in love, you're asking someone else to fulfill all your unfulfilled needs, to make you whole, and to make you feel good about everything, and no one can do that.

The devil knows if he can capture your thought life he has won a mighty victory over you.

I always treated the science thing and the art thing as quite similar thematically.