Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

My nephew has type 1 diabetes, and it's my goal and hope that in his lifetime there will be a cure for diabetes. There's no place better to give the money to than the Juvenile Diabetes Association.

Boxing is an all year round sport. You never know when they're going to call you, so you got to stay ready.

oh my god, she couldn't help thinking. I have hairy legs and I'm going to die alone.

'F.A.S.B' ... 'Financial Accounts Still Bogus'.

I like to direct the same way that I like to be directed.

I usually tell people I watch like '24' and 'Prison Break.'

Preparing for a future in music is an expensive proposition.

I believe in being compassionate.

Resounding…with wit, courage, and compassion. Skinny will speak to everyone who has ever felt invisible or unlovable.

One cannot be aware both of the history of Christian war and of the contents of the gospels without feeling that something is amiss.