Beware the advice of successful people; they do not seek company.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

The world is perishing for lack of the knowledge of God and the Church is famishing for want of His Presence.

Every vice of the Empire has been repeated in the Foundation. Inertia! Our ruling class knows one law

Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but by perseverance.

And since geometry is the right foundation of all painting, I have decided to teach its rudiments and principles to all youngsters eager for art. . .

Wine it is the milk of Venus, And the poet's horse accounted: Ply it and you all are mounted.

Fear both the heat and the cold of your heart, and strive for patience, if you can.

If you tell a lie long enough, it becomes the truth.

I'm a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal trying to reach my goal.

Sometimes I feel like art is supposed to mirror life, but strangely it's as if art is trying to catch up to life, to a certain extent?

Love trumps everything. Love's decision will not always be kind to your artistic life.