Beware the horns of a bull, the heels of the horse, and the smile of an Englishman.

People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

Shut your eyes and see.

Absence, the highest form of presence.

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.

There is not past, no future; everything flows in an eternal present.

Your mind will give back to you exactly what you put into it.

The supreme question about a work of art is out of how deep a life does it spring.

Think you're escaping and run into yourself. Longest way round is the shortest way home.

I am tomorrow, or some future day, what I establish today. I am today what I established yesterday or some previous day.

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.

Isn't it awkward how some people constantly make fun of other people's weaknesses while ignoring to improve on theirs?

Enjoy it, learn from it and more than anything, never take your health for granted. Don’t just seize the day. Seize the moment. Every single one.

There is no such thing as notoriety in the United States these days, let alone infamy. Celebrity is all.

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort.

I'm a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi.

Were I laid on Greenland's Coast, And in my Arms embrac'd my Lass; Warm amidst eternal Frost, Too soon the Half Year's Night would pass.

Don't beat yourself. That's the worst kind of defeat you'll ever suffer.

Good suits don't come from anywhere, though - I mainly wear Armani, Louis Vuitton and Burberry.

I expect to win. I've never been content with anything I've ever done.

The greatest hindrance to living is expectancy, which depends upon tomorrow and wastes today