Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.

I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.

A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.

Men who have a lot of charm have it in place of something real that you are eventually going to want from them and find that they do not have.

No one would argue against the fact that L.A. leads the country in opportunities for being hip and pretentious.

A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs and bars along the Sunset Strip.

It's just like magic. When you live by yourself, all your annoying habits are gone!.

You just never know when it might be cookie time. And, that is what the dogs have taught me.

My goal was always getting my work out in the world, and in many ways, I feel like the luckiest person alive.

The day is divided into two important sections: Mealtimes and everything else.

Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.

People who live on the devil’s territory are automatically under his power

How would you know if you were the last man on Earth? He said.I don't guess you would know it. You'd just be it.

Communication is important.

Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.

The greatest need in the world at this moment is the transformation of human nature.

Don't be intimidated by power, wealth or station, character alone makes all the difference.

I do know that there are down-ballot people who have run on the Green Party, and some have been successful.

The life of wisdom must be a life of contemplation combined with action.

Spying is always an expensive method of acquiring information.

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts longer.