Beware the power of the dark side.

A School Library is Like the Bat Cave: it's a safe fortress in a chaotic world, a source of knowledge and the lair of a superhero.

Didn't Gandalf say "With great power comes great responsibility"? (If it wasn't Gandalf, maybe it was Thomas Jefferson. Or Spider-Man's uncle.)

Sometimes I wonder if all my friends are insane.

It pays to be nice. Maybe not right away, but someday.

Dear Frank Einstein, Please invent time machine. Send your books back in time to me in 1978. Also a levitating skateboard. Tommy

The Force- always may it be with you.

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All my life I have felt events to be the result of my own sins.

The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.

One of the great responsibilities that I have is to manage my assets wisely, so that they create value.

Our dignity is not in what we do, but what we understand.

Music is a simulation of something, but language is the greatest thing we possess.

After winning, most teams become individuals; most teams become complacent.

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.

To me, it was about finding new opportunities. I know my voice touches people. It has for years. I can't give that up.

So get the start of the majestic world And bear the palm alone.