Beyond 100,000 lines of code, you should probably be coding in Ada.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off forever.

My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.

Where there are two bugs, there is likely to be a third.

If everybody's behavior can be explained by simple stupidity and greed, there's no point in assuming a conspiracy.

Don't stop with your first draft.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

By long-standing tradition, I take this opportunity to savage other designers in the thin disguise of good, clean fun.

Communication is not using beautiful and complex words to impress, but its all about expressing our truest emotions using simple words!

One of the most liberating things a person can do is to admit that he or she is human and is flawed.

I'm sorry you aren't as brave as you thought you were. But don't punish me because of it.

My dad only ever talked about two things: bicycles and Mercedes.

Every individual has the potentiality to become enlightened in the course of this life or later existences

Oh, well, I can't tell you; it would be telling you the end. It's a one-character lip-syncing because in the early days, that's what my dad was doing.

The fine emotions whence our lives we mold Lie in the earthly tumult dumb and cold.

You really don't settle on an idea until you're really sure it's the best idea. Then once you settle on it you commit to it entirely. That was always the plan.

For little boys are rancorous When robbed of any myth, And spiteful and cantankerous To all their kin and kith. But little girls can draw conclusions And profit from their lost illusions.

Life is so much bigger, grander, higher, and wider than we allow ourselves to think.