Beyond a certain age, sincerity ceases to feel pornographic.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: When you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip.

Stop allowing your day-to-day life to be clouded by busy nothingness.

You are the author of your own destiny

i am infinitely yearningbrimmingand overflowingin wordsi discoverit’s another wayfor meto be in tears.

Images are ... a kind of emotional shorthand.

Tennis is not like other sports where the coach is hired by an independent entity, and that makes a huge difference in the dynamic.

You see what kills your body but you don't see what kills your soul.

Mistakes are made on two counts: an argument is either based on error or incorrectly developed.

Today I may way before an awestruck world; I am still master of my fate. I am still captain of my soul.

I really wanna work with Kanye West. He's one of the few people I haven't got to work with yet that I really wanted to.