Beyond our most stubborn misperception lies often our fondest dream.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When the trust between the police and the communities they serve breaks down, everyone is at risk.

We are reluctant to live outside tribal rules because we are afraid of getting kicked out of the tribe.

Time is the fairest and toughest judge.

I was raised on 'Get Smart' and 'All in the Family' and 'M.A.S.H.,' and certainly when 'Cheers' came along, that was a big one.

Perpetual emotion is the past time of the undisciplined mind.

God never demands anything that He does not provide for. Whatever God commands us to do, He equips us to do.

Charging a premium amount allows me to offer a premium service.

A library of wisdom, then, is more precious than all wealth, and all things that are desirable cannot be compared to it.

Imagining what you want as if it already exists opens the door to letting it happen.

A standard of living is of the nature of habit. ...it acts almost solely to prevent recession from a scale of conspicuous expenditure that has once become habitual.