Big, ugly homes for big, ugly people, ' I told Margo as we pulled into Casavilla.'No shit. If I ever end up being the kind of person who has one kid and seven bedrooms, do me a favor and shoot me.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.

Friends are the artists who paint happy lips on your face.

The eye is a very quick instrument, much quicker than the ear. The eye gets it immediately

We are not making a capital investment into GM as the first element or condition.

One of the joys of travel is visiting new towns and meeting new people.

On the tawny sands and shelves trip the pert fairies and the dapper elves.

It's the closest to death I have ever been. The chemotherapy takes you as far down into hell as you've ever, ever been.

I've always got songs ready to go. It's not a challenge to conjure anything, it's just whether the music I supply is desirable.

Humanists hold that ethical values are relative to human experience and need not be derived from theological or metaphysical foundations.

These are six ways of courting defeat, which must be carefully noted by the general who has attained a responsible post.