Bigot: A person who wins an argument with a liberal.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Do you write novels?" I said."Novels, Lord no, " she said. "I can't even stay married.

Any man who retreats into a cave which has only one opening deserves to die.

I tell her that the best thing to do when you fall is to get up, And she is up, so she's moving in the right direction.

You can not give up because life is a riddle

If I were in charge I'd drug test all you sons of b****es, not just the athletes.

I sometimes like to watch a good, dark, disturbing movie.

I do sing about drinking, but it's in a party way. I don't sing about drinking in a drowning-my-sorrows way, like in George Jones's "If Drinking Don't Kill Me (Her Memory Will)."

I don’t know if it is all (man’s fault) but the majority is, for the most part, it is man who continuously slaps down nature.

It is only in appearance that time is a river. It is rather a vast landscape and it is the eye of the beholder that moves.