Bill Clinton is the guy that said, "The era of Big Government is over." Whether or not he meant it or not, he said it.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

It doesna matter the direction necessity forces ye to take in life, it matters which way ye go when ye have a choice.

It's so nice to have a band name you don't have to explain.

There's a oneness to showing yourself to an audience. They feel that. It's healthy. That's what acting is all about.

Guilt is one side of a nasty triangle; the other two are shame and stigma. This grim coalition combines to inculpate women themselves of the crimes committed against them.

It's ridiculous, but it's horrible going bald. Anyone who says it isn't is lying.

There is nothing worse than the ambitions of a talentless person.

I should probably confess that I get bored easily, which explains my reluctance to work with formula, tropes, whatever.

Where is the money going to come from? From wherever it is at the moment.

I don't know what's going on with new media and digital stuff. It's all changing.

In every cradle decked with rosy wreath Lurk germs of death.