Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise.

Flattery is useful when dealing with youngsters.

Trying to eliminate worldly temptations only makes our spiritual growth limited.

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in

I really like to put my name on everything, so my roommate doesn't steal it. It's really a throwback to that.

To make a living space, there first had to be a killing space.

Red wine with fish. That should have told me something.

Thy goal, the road thou choosest are thy fate.